comebacks 

when somebody roasts you, but you absolutely fucking demolish them with a word or statement.
ex.
Rob: haha i smashed your moms pussy last night
you: And she told me what a small cock you have

yo did u see ryans new comebacks

comebacks by gg 2 ez pz January 15, 2020

ComeBacks For Girls 

Some cool insults that girls should use on guys, hope this helps people!

Well, Here you go 4 great ComeBacks For Girls..

1. If a guy disses you in anyway at all then reply.. "You know i would slap you but i dont wanna make your face look any better"

2. If a guy says to you, why havent i seen you around? Then reply.. Yeah thats why i stopped going.

3. If a guy says something mean about your face then reply with.. You know i feel sorry for you, what are you gonna do for a face when king kong askes for his arse back (Remember say it with sympithy and concern)

4. Again this works for any insult... (Cough Allot and say OH.. NO!) The guy will go what? and you will say "WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ALLERGIC TO DOGS!"

ComeBacks For Girls by BarbieeGurlOx April 1, 2009

fat joke comebacks 

so someone makes fun of you cause your fat. what do you do. stutter about their ugliness? or play off your own body structure. you decide ;)

Dude 1. Man your such a fat ass!
Dude 2. The only reason im so fat, is cause everytime i fucked your mother she gave me a cookie.

Dude 1. Why the hell are you so fat?
Dude 2. Hey.... Im fat, your ugly. I can lose weight.

Theres two of my favorite fat joke comebacks ever.

fat joke comebacks by a_penis_lol1 October 6, 2010

Great Comebacks 

A great come back is something that is said to purposely piss off, humiliate, or sadden the person you are saying it to. Some people often try to create good comebacks that absolutely suck saggy nipples. Like for instance if someone were to say "You are gay!" you would not want to just say to them "I know you are but what am I?" Because the answer to that question is that you infact are a homosexual (not literally mind you) just mentally. Another common BAD comeback is "I Am What I eat" ok so lets just create a scenario, Bob has just called Timothy a Vagina. I am what I eat would not work quite well with this because it would ultimately mean that Timothy is a Vagina, who eats... vagina. The key to a great comeback is originality. If done properally the victim that you have just "Verbally Bitch Slapped" will have nothing else left to say or do either than piss their pants or come up with a lame comeback.

(Note this is a AOL conversation, though screenames are not used to protect Identities)
Gay Max: well, i started project lama lama dingdong
Me: Is that what you kids call masturbating these days?

Or perhaps one that is intentionally meant to hurt someone, then you just through it right back in their filthy face!

Gay Max: I think you smell
Me: Good, now that we are being honest with eachother I think your the biggest faggot that has every step foot on this planet so commonly reffered to as EARTH
(Now watch closely)
Gay Max: i dont car
(He cares so much that he has indeed not followed the proper grammar techniques such as capitalize the I for himself and place an e at the end of car to make it car*e. What will he do next?)
Gay Max signed off at 5:37:01 PM.
(That pussy will sign off before you roast him again!)

Great Comebacks by Jimmy Asshole and the Choclate Starfish June 26, 2004

overused comebacks

Comebacks are usually used for like well roasting some poop I guess, but some comebacks that are overused that are used over and over again are kinda annoying, some "baddies" use tiktok comebacks cause they probably see it on their FYP but if you use a comeback that is so not original then you're probably lonely, so just stop using overused comebacks like this person did:

Amanda: "wow you're so uglyyy..also dont be one of those baddies using overused comebacksss
Susie: "maybe you should look in a mirror ugly poop"

overused comebacks by k1tt7y June 26, 2021

baddie comebacks 

Shitty overused comebacks.

Person 1: you’re ugly.
Person 2: im not a mirror!
Person 1: not the baddie comebacks.

baddie comebacks by Badperson93943 June 26, 2022

The best comebacks 

If you run out of ideas after "your grandpap a trap" try:

1Your sister is a mister
2your nanny is a manny

3your brother fucks your mother

"I got into an argument with Jacob, but I had the best comebacks"

The best comebacks by Sheev_Darthus April 4, 2018