abscurd
a mix between the words absurd and obscured that means the most bizarre otherworldly thing you’ve ever heard.
abscurd by thiccginge February 24, 2023
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absurdism
Albert Camus, one of the pioneers of absurdism, once said, "Should I kill myself or, have a cup of coffee?"
absurdism by darthvishous November 13, 2017
The Absurd
The philosophical conflict between a man’s tendency to seek hot bitches in life and the inability to find any. This term was first coined by Albert Camus through his works regarding Absurdism, a philosophy he popularized largely throughout the 1940’s.
Man 1: “Hey man, where did all the hot bitches go?”
Man 2: “I don’t know man, It seems as though they’ve been wiped off the face of the earth.”
Man 1: “Fuck, It looks like we’ve just nosedived straight into The absurd.”
Man 2: “Oof.”
Man 2: “I don’t know man, It seems as though they’ve been wiped off the face of the earth.”
Man 1: “Fuck, It looks like we’ve just nosedived straight into The absurd.”
Man 2: “Oof.”
The Absurd by Hot Bitch On Mars July 3, 2018
Absurdistan
Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.
Absurdistan by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003
absurdium
A chemical element theorized to be produced by the human body in a certain percentage of the population. The element is suspected to have a clear irreversible degenerative effect on the intellect. It is also a suspected contributor to the 'Bozone Layer' effect (please see Bozone Layer and bozone)
This element is not listed in the Periodic Table. It is illusive and has not yet been synthesized in the lab, and scientists suspect that they will never be able to. Naturally, there will never be a cure that reverses absurdium's effects.
This element is not listed in the Periodic Table. It is illusive and has not yet been synthesized in the lab, and scientists suspect that they will never be able to. Naturally, there will never be a cure that reverses absurdium's effects.
Your idea has the trademark of absurdium.
This is the most banal thing I've heard. You must be on absurdium or something.
Did someone accidentally add few absurdium drops to your kool-aid this morning?
Man, I can smell the absurdium in your breath. It should be illegal for you to think.
This is the most banal thing I've heard. You must be on absurdium or something.
Did someone accidentally add few absurdium drops to your kool-aid this morning?
Man, I can smell the absurdium in your breath. It should be illegal for you to think.
absurdium by Kurchatovium January 7, 2010
absurd wazzbag
an absurd wazzbag is the ultimate douchetrad and is the most psychotic sexy haired beast. They have a very illogical personality and is extremely weird. they should honestly be in a mental hospital and they don’t deserve love but they crave it. they prefer to deposit their urine in bags...preferably ziplock bags so they feed their urine to the geese. Once they see a person deserving of torture they get attached incredibly quickly and feast their soul for the rest of their existence. ~riya and suki~
absurd wazzbag by rosyyyyyyyyyyy April 9, 2020