abscure 

when something is obscure and abstract at the same time.

That reference is not only super random, it's completely abscure. Who would know that or even understand it? You're crazy, you know that?

abscure by Michael Levine July 13, 2007

Absure 

Someone that is gay

You’re so Absure. **roll eyes**

Absure by gaaaaaaaaaanyu March 2, 2019

abscurd 

a mix between the words absurd and obscured that means the most bizarre otherworldly thing you’ve ever heard.

Ike said he was a good basketball player, but that’s absolutely abscurd.

abscurd by thiccginge February 24, 2023

Abuscure 

To attempt to become important among an obscure setting; seeing a group as inferior to bring attention to oneself

Mark is a very abuscure person, always trying to seem important among our little-known community.

Abuscure by Wirlaburla May 19, 2021

absure 

To be absolutely sure of a fact (often found on the internet).

I'm absure that we can't fit five elephants in this mini.

absure by avengerpenguin August 3, 2004