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Acronym for "Another boring shaved cunt." Popularized by the website guesshermuff.blogspot.com due to the large number of muffless entries.
"I would love this chick till she died. Then love her in the afterlife."

"No way. absc."
absc by stallion90210 October 31, 2011
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yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window
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1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.
I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.
abscond by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006

Abscondiscated 

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.
He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.
Abscondiscated by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016
A right pain in the arse.
"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."
abscess by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004
1.A collection of pus formed by tissue destruction in an inflamed area of a localized infection.
2.A cavity that is formed by liquefactive necrosis within solid tissue.
1. To form an abscess.
2. The pus formed an abscess which later turned to yellow crust.
Abscess by blammord April 19, 2006
You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .
your school or an open prison
abscond by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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