absc 

Acronym for "Another boring shaved cunt." Popularized by the website guesshermuff.blogspot.com due to the large number of muffless entries.

"I would love this chick till she died. Then love her in the afterlife."

"No way. absc."

absc by stallion90210 October 31, 2011

abscond 

to self-yeet

yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window

abscond by Wolfram Theodore Frankin Dick March 18, 2019

abscond 

1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.

I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.

abscond by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006

Abscondiscated 

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.

He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.

Abscondiscated by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016

abscess 

A right pain in the arse.

"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."

abscess by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004

Abscess 

1.A collection of pus formed by tissue destruction in an inflamed area of a localized infection.
2.A cavity that is formed by liquefactive necrosis within solid tissue.

1. To form an abscess.
2. The pus formed an abscess which later turned to yellow crust.

Abscess by blammord April 19, 2006

abscond 

You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

your school or an open prison

abscond by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004