abscent

When your abscent from Facebook group chat for a while you get dissed. It's in the bible.

Bruce: I can't say shit in this convo without you guys dissin' eh for fuck sake.
Max: That's what happens when you're abscent.
Happened to me too.

abscent by Moozes October 20, 2013

absent-minded 

so lost in thought that one does not realize what one is doing, what is happening, etc.; preoccupied to the extent of being unaware of one's immediate surroundings.

I tried to call out to him but he didn't hear me. He wasn't paying attention. He is absent-minded

absent-minded by Snowbaby January 8, 2014

Shat-in-absentia 

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

Shat-in-absentia by YAWA August 21, 2016

Absentee Printing 

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.

Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.

Absentee Printing by iNetter December 1, 2009

Absenteecrown3 

Professional minecraft controller player
Very popular for being good on 60fps

Omg its absenteecrown3. He is so hard to beat at minecraft

Absenteecrown3 by LemonTurtle4 March 13, 2021

Absent Friends 

Friends who are dead. People who are not physically around you, but that you carry in your heart every single day.

How do you face loneliness?
I am never lonely, I am in the company of my absent friends.

Absent Friends by rperazag May 9, 2010

ASScentives 

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

ASScentives by ASScentives October 28, 2009