abscene

Describes the chest of a ridiculously fit, cut person with a 6-pack. Portmanteau of abs and obscene.

Dude, did you see Leonidas at the beach yesterday?
Yeah man, he looked abscene. Gym must be really paying off.

by bookkake September 4, 2016

abscent

When your abscent from Facebook group chat for a while you get dissed. It's in the bible.

Bruce: I can't say shit in this convo without you guys dissin' eh for fuck sake.
Max: That's what happens when you're abscent.
Happened to me too.

by Moozes October 20, 2013

Absenex

A word referring to the act of having sex in absence of your partner.

“It wasn’t cheating - it was just absenex!”

by WhoCaresAtThisPoint September 4, 2017

abschnecken

Used to describe a hot/attractive appearance of a person (at any given activity).

Auf der letzten Fete waren alle richtig am abschnecken.
Lass später ins Café gehen bisschen abschnecken.
Die sind ja sogar beim spazieren gehen voll am abschnecken.

by betongartenfete May 30, 2025