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A phrase used by hillbillies on American talk shows like Ricki Lake. It literally translates from hillbillie to 'I admit I'm not as smart/sexy/sure about my gender as you, but please, try not to draw attention to it.'
Ricki Lake: Now we have Mary-Ellen-Susie, who says that it's okay to take her daughter partying, because her daughter is too fat to get laid!"
(Mary-Ellen-Susie wobbles out, and the crowd boo.)
Mary-Ellen-Susie: DON'T HATE, DON'T HATE!
by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004
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Angry, mad, frustrated and so forth. It has so many meanings I can't be arsed with them all.
'Why are you so squinky at me, Stan?'
by Stephen W. Thomas June 30, 2005
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A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.
"Look at the townies over there."
"Nah, they're wannabe townies."
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
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The most uplifting message ever written in a song by Mr. Kelly Jones of Stereophonics.
'Maybe tomorrow/ I'll find my way home'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
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Drugs. A way of being able to admit to a friend that you are on drugs, without it being so obvious that every bobby this side of Tibet arrests you in three minutes. A pasty is someone on drugs, and so therefore a Cornish Pasty is a drugged up person from the Cornwall area of Great Britain.
'Dude, I'm so totally hammered with pasties.'
by Stephen W. Thomas February 23, 2005
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Abbreiviation for homework. Only used in written form.
(IM conversation)
Stan: gtg, bro, h/w to do.
Emily: Don't call me bro.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005
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