58 definitions by Stephen W. Thomas
by Stephen W. Thomas June 30, 2005
A phrase used by hillbillies on American talk shows like Ricki Lake. It literally translates from hillbillie to 'I admit I'm not as smart/sexy/sure about my gender as you, but please, try not to draw attention to it.'
Ricki Lake: Now we have Mary-Ellen-Susie, who says that it's okay to take her daughter partying, because her daughter is too fat to get laid!"
(Mary-Ellen-Susie wobbles out, and the crowd boo.)
Mary-Ellen-Susie: DON'T HATE, DON'T HATE!
(Mary-Ellen-Susie wobbles out, and the crowd boo.)
Mary-Ellen-Susie: DON'T HATE, DON'T HATE!
by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
Drugs. A way of being able to admit to a friend that you are on drugs, without it being so obvious that every bobby this side of Tibet arrests you in three minutes. A pasty is someone on drugs, and so therefore a Cornish Pasty is a drugged up person from the Cornwall area of Great Britain.
by Stephen W. Thomas February 23, 2005
by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005
A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005