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another word to use when you are to stoned!
A man, you want to smoke another joint?
Hell yeah man I wanna smoke a ZOINT!
zoint by Doobie Teodoro September 14, 2006
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The combination of zoot and joint, a term commonly used for stoners.
Amber: Hey Sally, wanna smoke a zoint
Sally: Yes, I would like to smoke another zoint.
zoint by Ronaldronald September 9, 2019
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zoint Zoink zoinked zoinkers zont Zoinking zint zionthewolfox Zoing Zoit
Zoint is a godly rolled joint without crease and made with the finest weed 25%+thc and a perfect roach
Bro: is that a joint my dude
Me:no you silly fucking fool this is a almighty present a zoint

Bro: OMFG it is a zoint I am honoured in the presence of it

Me: as you should be
Zoint by Wes.mf November 5, 2019
When you are shocked by an event. You can replace "Damn" with "Zoit". We usually hear it in Geneva, "Eaux-vives", "les zoo". You can also say "Zbrengs", "Zeuit".
- The bitch sucked his dick for some weed.
- Zoit

- La salope lui a sucé la bite pour de la weed.
- Zoit
Zoit by Re'spect April 24, 2015
That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked
Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018
When you off the mf dab pen
dawg i’m off the zoinkys right now
zoinkys by saucegodsolis January 24, 2019

Zont zoo it 

Don’t do it but with “z”
Also this phrase popular on tiktok where is Nicki Minaj saying this
Bro pls... zont zoo it :/
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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