Zont

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It means Horizontal. It also can mean bad or unfavorable

Person 1: Man, That was so zont, I am never doing that again

Zont by theheccindoggogoesbork December 25, 2018

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zont

brain blank, stupid, idiot

He is a zont

zont by Raja1 April 18, 2011

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Zont

Slang for Croissant, a traditional French Pastry.

The zont from Lune is literally the best thing I've ever eaten.

Zont by PsiPsi November 13, 2022

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Zont zoo it

Don’t do it but with “z”
Also this phrase popular on tiktok where is Nicki Minaj saying this

Bro pls... zont zoo it :/

Zont zoo it by Real Demi Lovato May 2, 2020

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Zont Zoo It

Don't do it, but with a "z." Typically a phrase Dezme's say...

Omg Alex... Zont Zoo It!

Zont Zoo It by I'm better than you tbh September 21, 2016

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Zont Kitsune

Zont Kitsune is a Arctic fox mixed with a Kitsune fox. This cool fox has two tails and will try to put a smile on your face. Zont is a shapeshifter. Give the fox a hug and you will make his day!

Just a Silly Fox who has the name Zont Kitsune

Zont Kitsune by Zont Kitsune May 24, 2020

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Zont zo it

A command or order to tell someone not do do something in a zesty way

I’m gonna rush him!
Zont zo it your gonna die

Zont zo it by Vika and Roxy February 28, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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