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That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked
by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now
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When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart
Im so fucking zoinked right now bro
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Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.
by MattKeen April 06, 2010
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To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz
GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!
by ParisJewemy October 13, 2007
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Tired, sleep. came from "zapped"
Man, I am zoinked. I ran 6 miles at practice
by PFreeman October 23, 2006
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