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That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked
by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018
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To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz
GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!
by ParisJewemy October 13, 2007
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Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
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I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.
by MattKeen April 06, 2010
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f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.
that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!
by labio July 02, 2008
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When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart
Im so fucking zoinked right now bro
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