Zoinked 

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

Zoinked 

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

Zoinked by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

zoinked 

When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart

Im so fucking zoinked right now bro

zoinked by fuck yo bitch nigga chicken st July 2, 2018

Zoinked 

The act of getting high.

Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
or
I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.

Zoinked by MattKeen April 6, 2010

zoinked 

To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz

GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!

zoinked by ParisJewemy October 29, 2007

Zoinked 

A feeling of tiredness, and defeat.

"Dude, last night I pulled an all-nighter, and I was totally zoinked!"

Zoinked by Suicidaldream December 16, 2017

zoinked 

Tired, sleep. came from "zapped"

Man, I am zoinked. I ran 6 miles at practice

zoinked by PFreeman October 23, 2006