Zoinking

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds

Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes

by Snake142 February 03, 2019

Zoinking

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.

Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.

by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017

Zoinking

The act of having bomb-ass sex

You down for zoinking tonight.

by Mexican Molly June 18, 2017

Zoinking

Term used under compelete and utter confusion or fear.

Zoinking! (Used by itself)

by A Babinator February 22, 2011

Zoinked

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

zoinks

An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.

"Zoinks!"

by thecheat June 05, 2003

Zoinked

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

by YoungFolk June 13, 2018