Yawon
Dude, you would not believe how hard Ed hit me. It was like everything was backwards!
Was it really that bad?
It was a complete yawon man.
Was it really that bad?
It was a complete yawon man.
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yawn time
yawn time by Starchylde June 26, 2016
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Yawon • yawn • yaron • yawn fest • Yawn Rape • yawner • yawngasm • yadonay • Yawn Boner • Yawn maxing
Yawn Boner
Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.
Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
Yawn Boner by Zoppy September 25, 2013
Yawn Limbo
When someone else has yawned close by you, or you feel the intense need to yawn and are opening your mouth like a goldfish but it just aint coming... frustration squared!
Cecily: *yawn*
Girl close beside Cecily: *opens mouth* *feels intense need to yawn* Darnit Cecily, now I'm in yawn limbo because of you! *opens mouth again*
Girl close beside Cecily: *opens mouth* *feels intense need to yawn* Darnit Cecily, now I'm in yawn limbo because of you! *opens mouth again*
Yawn Limbo by yawn limbo weirdo September 24, 2009
yawnot
yawnot by Chocky_Dawg October 23, 2014
hippo's yawn
a simile for a particularly large vagina, named so because it resembles a hippo yawning. minus the big teeth a hippo possesses of course. that would just be weird.
a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.
a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.
trevor : how'd it go with that slag last night then?
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil
hippo's yawn by MrCasual January 6, 2011
Yawn Aids
Yawn Aids by animalpak6 June 16, 2011
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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