yawnot

The face you pull when you're yawning but you're trying to hide it.

Guy 1: Is that guy doing a yawnot?
Guy2: Yeah it looks like he is trying to hide his yawn...

by Chocky_Dawg October 23, 2014

yawnturd

People who take the moral high ground in response to a status/article.

Someone posts a picture of an awful meal served to them at a restaurant. A yawnturd will reply with "there are thousands of starving kids in Africa who would eat that so be grateful". A yawnturd.

by itsasocial March 4, 2014

Yawnography

Hardcore yawn inducing TV a boring party or circumstance.

I was watching the snooker yesterday but it was pure yawnography.

by chestikov2011 December 5, 2016

yawnorrhea

A transmittalbe yawn you unexplainably catch from a nearby yawner.

I could barely stay up for the end of the game because Sarah gave me her yawnorrhea.

by abro9 January 7, 2009

yawntagious

1. When you yawn and it makes someone else yawn. 2. A combination word of yawn and contagious that Chris could not come up with.

Person 1: Yawn

Person 2: ...Yawn

Person 1: My yawns are so yawntagious.

by bridgidt November 1, 2008

Yawnstipating

A portmanteau of yawn and constipating. It’s the act of feeling like you’re going to yawn from something but not quite there. Something that is borderline boring.

The Da Vinci Code is very yawnstipating.

by Razzball December 9, 2008

Yawnophobia

The fear of seeing someone yawn in public, causing you to yawn, thus creating a chain reaction in your group of friends until they beat the living $*#! out of you for starting it.

Steve: "Dinner tonight? The usual spot."

Jimmy: " No man, I'd love to come to Quiznos, but I have serious Yawnophobia after what happened."

Steve: "Shit man, you should stay home, I'll kill you if you start that crap again like you did last week."

by jOnNy_LaPoInTe May 27, 2011