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Wurkel: noun. A white version of Steve "Urkel" from "Family Matters", only less cool. Has to be attracted to or with a woman way out his league.
When I saw those pictures of (Jordan Bratman) on a yacht with Christina Aguilera, you just knew he never had a chance. He was just too much of a "wurkel".
by Surf Wurkel December 01, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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