Wurkel: noun. A white version of Steve "Urkel" from "Family Matters", only less cool. Has to be attracted to or with a woman way out his league.
When I saw those pictures of (Jordan Bratman) on a yacht with Christina Aguilera, you just knew he never had a chance. He was just too much of a "wurkel".
by Surf Wurkel December 2, 2010
Get the Wurkel mug.When a white "Urkel" (Wurkel) finally gets a girl that is out of his league to have sex with him and he slips it in her butt and then says, "Did I do that"???? as if it were an accident.
When Dustin Diamond (Screech on "Saved by the Bell") made that sex tape of him having anal sex with a woman too good looking for him, it was definetly a case of the "Dirty Wurkel".
If you get a hot girl drunk enough, even the nerdiest bastard can slip her the "Dirty Urkel".
If you get a hot girl drunk enough, even the nerdiest bastard can slip her the "Dirty Urkel".
by surfwurkel December 28, 2010
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