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A wurzel is a farming bumpkin from the little Hampshire village of Portsmouth.
A straw-chewing wurzel: Ize a right pompey dinlo ize is.
by City lad July 18, 2008
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A wurzel is what supporters of other teams call a fan of Portsmouth Football Club. It originated from the fact that their small band of followers, or wurzels, mainly come from the countryside and, with their hand-bell, drum and bugle, long blue wigs and fancy dress, have a rustic character.
John Westwood is a wurzel.
by iwys June 23, 2007
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The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel
"I gotta brand new COmbine Harvester, and i'll give you the key..." --Combine Harvester
by mat October 11, 2004
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Rhyming slang: Wurzel Gummage, Dirty Rummage.

To approach of a woman you've just met from the rear, part her arse cheeks and donate a rim-job. This differs from the "Direct approach" where the woman lies back with her feet over her shoulders presenting her arse hole to the Rimmer, thus negating the need to rummage around looking for it.
Check her out! would you wurzel it?
by XXXBOSC July 10, 2011
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A wurzel is a long but thin penis. In the german language wurzel means carrot, and we al know the shape of carrots.
Be realistic dude, with a wurzel you can never become a pornstar.
by Nightbreed666 April 29, 2009
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SSC slang for Chewing Gum. As in wurzel gummage = gum
'Oi mate i've just had some onions, have you got a wurzel?
by Kaarzi May 30, 2006
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