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Purposeful grammatical error commonly used as internet or text slang for "I am" or "I"

The usage of this "word" is similar in the usage of "haz" instead of "has" by altering letters or combining more than one word as one.
1. Ize hungry. Instead of: I'm hungry.

2. Ize a panda. Instead of: I'm a panda.

3. Ize no care. Instead of: I don't care.
by ByakkoSeishin November 15, 2011
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1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Short form for Isabelle.

A little Australian WHORE who has no ass and no tits and thinks she is the shit although she is dumb as fuck and her blonde hair looks like someone peed on her.

She thinks she is super cool because she suddenly does weed and fucks with every guy who has a penis.

Even her ex-boyfriends think she is going to end up as a crack-whore selling her body at street corners.. not that she's gonna make a lot of money.
She is the most disgusting thing i've ever seem.. she's such a Ize
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A notorious Hacker that started his/her career in 2016, and has committed over 200 hacks in 2018 alone
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An American way of spelling words; it commonly replaces the end letters -ise.

No one knows why there is a difference, but there is. Most people outside of America will attempt twist this into some commentary on America whilst America will say it is simply unique. The truth is, one side hates z, and the other side not as much.

Seriously, why does the letter z get so much hate? It has to sit aside while the letter s takes up nearly every position z deserved. Z has rights too!

Except the word laser; laser is an acronym.
I realize quickly that to memorize the lecture, I would have to baptize myself. It made no sense, but I did it anyway. (Note that realize, memorize, and baptize all end in -ize.)
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ize is a suffix that can be added to most words to mean that it was done the way "the root word" says or took the form of the suffix .. often added to country names

Canadianized, Egyptianized, Americanized.. they all have the suffix -ize.
the way he talks is so Americanized < -ize
by mekadis April 06, 2010
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