by iwys June 24, 2007
Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.
Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.
The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.
The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to Shirley Warren an count the Polack me lover”.
“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
by Ikraam M October 12, 2021
by City lad July 18, 2008
A wurzel is what supporters of other teams call a fan of Portsmouth Football Club. It originated from the fact that their small band of followers, or wurzels, mainly come from the countryside and, with their hand-bell, drum and bugle, long blue wigs and fancy dress, have a rustic character.
by iwys June 23, 2007
The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel
by mat October 11, 2004
A man who is very handsome, who is very based, and who is epic.
This dude hates minorities and women. He has a huge penis, he is a virgin, but if he were to ever fuck a woman (he wouldn't) with his massive cock, he would fucking split her in half.
He has 188 IQ and is a fucking genius madman.
This dude hates minorities and women. He has a huge penis, he is a virgin, but if he were to ever fuck a woman (he wouldn't) with his massive cock, he would fucking split her in half.
He has 188 IQ and is a fucking genius madman.
by FartDickdude69R4PE October 9, 2022
A wurzel is a long but thin penis. In the german language wurzel means carrot, and we al know the shape of carrots.
by Nightbreed666 April 29, 2009