A very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.
Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. Its very sadWillie.
1. Useless, dishonest idiot. Don't know the origin in this case.
2. Plumber: Chanty = chamber pot or lavatory pan. Wrassler = wrestler. Apprentice plumbers used to carry toilet pans to jobs and because the old ones were large, heavy and awkward, they had to wrap both arms around them and struggle, as if wrestling. Often they had to get on the bus with it.
1. Dinnae listen tae Bri, he's a f.....' chunty wrastler.
2. Aw naw, the pipe's huv burst- Son, run along quick an' get Rab fae up the road, he's a Chunty Wrastler.