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The combination of the words weed and booger. A wooger is a chunk of weed that gets in your mouth when smoking joints and blunts. They usually more resin than plant.
Aye bro, you got a wooger on your lip.
wooger by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016
Related Words
Wouger • wouter • Wogger • WONGERS • wooger • Wodger • Woggery • Wougar • Wouteren • woger
"I love Lucy, she's my woogert."
WOOGERT by womkers February 11, 2023
the most intelligent,creative person youll come across. when he plays his guitar his genuine air about him just, makes you blush. hes a real catch, and he'll teach you to trust again. vulnerable at times, his heart is precious. if you know him, tell him how beautiful he is on a daily basis. never break his trust, ever. he does not hand himself over to people easily, and when he does, be grateful that he trusts you. thats a gift within itself. hes one gentle lion at heart, and his blonde mane of hair looks so soft to touch.

hes handsome, but hes modest. hes the type of guy that you can tell just by how gently he pets his cat, or plays his guitar, that he'd be a wonderful lover to have. he'll want to see you without makeup, and tell you you're beautiful, always. you've just gotta love this guy. by the way, when you say the word water, it can stir up a bit of confusion
Person A: I met this amazing guy, he makes me crazy and I love it, finally someone who just...gets me
Person B: He must be a wouter!
Wouter by iceshot11 February 16, 2013
Someone that talks too much about Dark Souls.
Arno: Why does every conversation we have with him somehow go to Dark Souls?!? I want to talk about serious shit!
Joe: Yeah, he is such a Wouter!
Wouter by PeachBandit March 7, 2022

Dirty Wouter 

When you have sex with a girl with an artifical eye and during intercourse she takes out her eye and you fuck her in her eye socket.
The only reason I am with that girl is to eventually try to pull a Dirty Wouter.
Dirty Wouter by Yumi Ishiyama March 17, 2021
A man with a huge Dick And many chicks.

Love to play ps4 games
Has a great sense of humor.
But still: a Very big dick
His Dick is so big, I Think it is a wouter
Wouter by Slang0001 September 7, 2017
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