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The combination of the words weed and booger. A wooger is a chunk of weed that gets in your mouth when smoking joints and blunts. They usually more resin than plant.
Aye bro, you got a wooger on your lip.
wooger by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016
A vagina that has been shorn bare.
A shaved vagina with no trace of remaining hair.

"Susan shaved everything yesterday.....EVERYTHING. Now she has a wooget."
wooget by mudley October 3, 2005
Woobert is the type of guy to annoy you 24/7 but he will be nicest guy you'll ever meet
He is also super rich
"Hey have you seen that guy woobert?"
"Yes i have!"
"He's so cool but needs to back off"
woobert by TheAncientSen July 19, 2020
An extremely soft dog. Specifically a beagle.
My woopert is very soft.
A FRESHMAN.

*can only be used upperclassmen (preferably seniors)
dude check out the raunchy woogs this year. - senior guy

ahhh, my car is getting attacked by the woogets! - sophmore
shut the fuck up dude, your a fucking sophmore, you cant say that - smart person
wooget by Maddayyy October 4, 2009

Wooget Hunter 

An upperclassman who 'preys' on Freshmen girls.
Hey, do you want to go wooget hunting this weekend, the girls are hott?

Dude, have you seen Dane, he is such a wooget hunter. He has hooked up with like 5 Frosh.
Wooget Hunter by TCSSV7 December 2, 2009