Woodtarded 

Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.

You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.

Woodtarded by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022

foodtarded 

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

foodtarded by gulliblezine May 11, 2006

weedtarded 

A temporary but profoundly altered state of consciousness achieved through the ingestion of special medicinal herbs.

What a rough day. Time to get weedtarded and chill out.

weedtarded by Weedtarded February 13, 2009

foodtarded 

A person with common and obvious taste in food.

I love the Cheesecake Factory. It keeps all the foodtarded people away from my restaurants.

foodtarded by thefoodtard November 10, 2009

weedtarded 

Reffers to someone being stupid as hell, from the effects of marijuana

Dude, you we're fuckin weedtarded friday night.

weedtarded by vin g May 18, 2008

weedtarded 

Referring to someone who has been smoking weed and is acting retarted, hence the word Weedtarded

Man Marc was being Weedtarded last night

weedtarded by Andrew June 18, 2004

Whooptarded 

The irrational infatuation that occurs when a person get's laid by someone totally incompatible with themselves.

"That dumbass is so "whooptarded", he doesn't even realize she's a slut!"

Whooptarded by Dslam September 26, 2006