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Wordtarded 

1. The reason that Microsoft Word constantly reformats documents users are typing.
2. The term used by bad document craftsmen who constantly blame their tools.
No! Why did you indent the entire paragraph! That's so wordtarded!
Wordtarded by teacherman123 October 15, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch

WordTard 

A WordTard is someone who makes up a word in order to submit it to a dictionary website because they think they are clever or funny, but in fact they are neither.
"It seems like most of the new words at urbandictionary.com are written by WordTards."
WordTard by TommyJMac March 20, 2009

weedtarded 

A temporary but profoundly altered state of consciousness achieved through the ingestion of special medicinal herbs.
What a rough day. Time to get weedtarded and chill out.
weedtarded by Weedtarded February 13, 2009

weedtarded 

Reffers to someone being stupid as hell, from the effects of marijuana
Dude, you we're fuckin weedtarded friday night.
weedtarded by vin g May 18, 2008

weedtarded 

Referring to someone who has been smoking weed and is acting retarted, hence the word Weedtarded
Man Marc was being Weedtarded last night
weedtarded by Andrew June 18, 2004

Woodtarded 

Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.
You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.
Woodtarded by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022

Weirdtarded 

\'wirˈtär-dəd\ adj: a portmanteau used to describe a person or thing, as an endearment, of sensless or exaggerated weirdness.
you are weirdtarded
Weirdtarded by zfran July 13, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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