Whooptarded

The irrational infatuation that occurs when a person get's laid by someone totally incompatible with themselves.

"That dumbass is so "whooptarded", he doesn't even realize she's a slut!"

by Dslam September 26, 2006

Woodtarded

Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.

You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.

by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022

Wootarded

An amalgam of the words wootang and retarded. Usually means that something is so cool its retarded

Shit amrita, that's wootarded

by Mrbloop September 28, 2018