Andrew's definitions

cabrón

In Spain, this refers to the English equivalent as "Lucky Bastard".

Persona A - Mañana tienes que tomar cinco examenes pero yo no.
Persona B - Eres cabrón...

by Andrew March 15, 2005

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

Tailgating

2- Following a car too closely with your miniature pickup truck while blasting Eminem on the stereo; a form of overcompensation for economic failure and small genitalia.

If that jerkoff doesn't stop tailgating me, I'm going to slow down to 10 miles an hour!

by Andrew July 15, 2004

mage

Mage the leetest,quickest, fastest AWPWHORE EVER! mage > frod at awping. MAGE is a leet haxor in cal-i has beaten frod, krupt, and carv at the lan at the same time. and even told john fuk off! he is in the most exclusive club ever A1`{H}. AND #MIAMI !!!

MAGE YOU just PWned HIM! dam deag!

by andrew December 30, 2004

Civic

A car that is really meant to just get people from point A to B. Yet, there are some people out there that see a "hidden" performance package. Regardless if it's a type R or type SIR, it's still a torqueless car. Some people actually spend 5 thousand on a old pos civic, then spend another 10-20 grand on the car to make it look "cool" and "fast" when in reality, they could have just spent that money on a real car, saved the money and moved out from living in their parents basement.

Bill: Daym check out Eric in his civic, he spent 5gs on that turbo alone and another 7 on that type R engine!
Bob: Really, where does he live?
Bill: With his parents but still he got a dope ass car..
Bob:Actually my Evolution 8 could whip his ass *cell rings* Oh daym my girl's at my house naked gotta go!

by Andrew May 7, 2004

gant

To take up space unnessaryily or to force many objects into a small space as to defy the laws of physics.

Stop ganting that chair with books.
Youre going to have to gant the pills in there.

by Andrew November 6, 2004

pwnterbate

To pwnterbate is the act of creating many little pwns from your pwnstick. This usually happens after seeing many pwnbies and pwnginas.

When on November 16th at 3:00 AM I pwnterbated while I verified Half-Life 2.

by Andrew January 4, 2005