Andrew's definitions

homsar

homsar is the awesome song from the sixties. He was raised by a cup of coffee and his getting to free country was the pride of the peaches. his hobbys include being crushed by heavy lourdes and getting his jenga ship shanked.

YOU SHANKED MY JENGA SHIP-homsar

by andrew February 14, 2004

unversation

conversation about nothing

seinfeld episode #1
jerry talks to george about which button should be done up...

by andrew January 30, 2004

fourth wall

In theatre, the side or sides of the set facing the audience that have no physical reality. The audience and actors aknowledge this deliniation as a convention of theatre, unless the director chooses to "break" the fourth wall.

An actor making eye contact with the audience is breaking the fourth wall.

by Andrew January 19, 2005

shwagdaddy

He who rules all at life.

Andrew is a shwagdaddy.

by Andrew March 6, 2005

chit

it's..... POOP!

The chit hit the fan

by Andrew March 1, 2003

cocktease

A girl who is flirtacious with almost any member of the opposite sex and pretending it is only innocent behavior, often with the primary intention of fishing for compliments

She was such a cocktease that she even flirted with an 80 year-old wilted man to garner some compliments.

by Andrew February 13, 2003

nirvana

1. The ineffable ultimate in which one has attained disinterested wisdom and compassion

2. Possibly the shittiest band ever formed. Three talentless idiots from Seattle who thought they actually made good music. Rebelled against mainstream music by appearing on MTV. Fortunatly, Kurt Cobain put a shotgun shell in his face and ended his crappy music forever

1. Siddhartha Guattamua reached nirvana and then became the popular figure known as Buddha.

2. Grunge kid : Nirvana is the best band ever!
Me : Kid, you suck at life. Go listen to Saetia, Heroin, Maximillian Colby, Drive Like Jehu, Envy or Rites of Spring if you want good music from the same time.

by Andrew February 8, 2005