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socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

wrecktarded 

A severe state of drug and/or alchohol induced intoxication, often accompanied by hilarious, but potentially life-threatening consequences.
Person 1, "Dude, you pissed all over my flat-screen last night."

Person 2, "Yeah. I was wrecktarded."
wrecktarded by gobirds January 15, 2011

cocktarded 

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.
cocktarded by {pole} July 3, 2008

Cocktarded 

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on
While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.
Cocktarded by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

Woodtarded 

Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.
You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.
Woodtarded by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022

Whacktarded 

The state of being extremely high, usually to the point where smoking additional marijuana will no longer be effective.
(Dude #1) Dude... what's up with Grandma? She didn't even realize she spilled bong water on herself.

(Dude #2 Cracking up) Ah, that's alright. She's whacktarded, let her have fun.
Whacktarded by MrPeepersNJ December 23, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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