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wocktarded

when a monkey wanna say somethin stupid
bruh thats really wocktarded of you
by ooga chaka May 2, 2019
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socktarded

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
by jpg3 November 25, 2011
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wrecktarded

A severe state of drug and/or alchohol induced intoxication, often accompanied by hilarious, but potentially life-threatening consequences.
Person 1, "Dude, you pissed all over my flat-screen last night."

Person 2, "Yeah. I was wrecktarded."
by gobirds January 15, 2011
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cocktarded

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.
by {pole} July 3, 2008
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Cocktarded

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on
While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.
by tragicvanity July 31, 2017
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Woodtarded

Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.
You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.
by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022
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Whacktarded

The state of being extremely high, usually to the point where smoking additional marijuana will no longer be effective.
(Dude #1) Dude... what's up with Grandma? She didn't even realize she spilled bong water on herself.

(Dude #2 Cracking up) Ah, that's alright. She's whacktarded, let her have fun.
by MrPeepersNJ December 23, 2010
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