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Web-Burn

The state of disorientation and fuzzy-headedness that comes from staring at the internet for too long.
It was slow as hell at work today, and I got a case of web-burn right after lunch when I read all of this week's Onion online.
by GullibleZine September 8, 2007
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Herb

Someone who tries too hard to be cool. An overzealous poseur. When you think you're on some next shit, but you're really on some bullshit
Man, I saw that herb on Bedford Ave., wearing a mesh hat and a Great White shirt, and carrying a can of Sparks.

Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.

Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.
by GullibleZine August 14, 2006
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Fuck Taylors

Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...
I fucken puked all over those kelly green Fuck Taylors that I bought in Germany. Ruined!
by GullibleZine August 27, 2006
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Unfortch

Thanks for the invite, unfortch, I've already got plans.
by GullibleZine October 5, 2007
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Slut-Butt

A cigarette butt, often a Marlboro Light, with lipstick on the filter.
I knew Deirdre had been over because there were a bunch of nasty-ass slut-butts in the ashtray.
by GullibleZine August 17, 2007
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blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
by gulliblezine February 5, 2009
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Daisy Dudes

Short shorts on a man, especially if they are jean shorts. The male equivalent of Daisy Dukes.
H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of his jeans and cut 'em off, but they're all short, so he's wearing Daisy Dudes!
by GullibleZine August 18, 2007
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