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Wonkler

A person who has a stick up their bootayye. They crash all parties and kill fun.
You see that wonkler?

Yaaa THAT explains why the party is GARBAGE
by Toasted thumbnails December 30, 2018
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Henry Winkler

The brown eye of a transsexual taking a wink at you because his junk is on the other side. She looks like a she but she may be a Henry.
eyyy its cool you're a tranny - Henry or Henrietta - wink wink Henry Winkler...In the upside down that might not frown--I've seen stranger things.
by calcactus October 18, 2018
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Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).
Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!
by T Yo February 22, 2009
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Mary Winkler

Mary Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the 2006 shooting death of her husband, Matthew Winkler, the preacher at the Fourth Street Church of Christ in the small town of Selmer, Tennessee. She gained national attention due to public speculation about her motives and mental health, allegations of abuse by her husband, her brief flight from the state, and again for the brief length of her jail sentence. At the trial it became known that her husband made her wear stripper shoes and wigs during intercourse. After the trial she gained more national attention when the show “Snapped” aired a telling of her story and also when the Drive-By Truckers penned the song “The Wig He Made Her Wear,” including it on their 2010 album The Big To Do.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl.
Man, that Kelly is a straight Mary Winkler.
by Melvin5000 July 6, 2010
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Willy Wonkered

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".
Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!
by MikeStoke April 2, 2011
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wonkerjawed

lopsided, crooked, misaligned
You don't want that one...it's wonkerjawed.

Look at that wonkerjawed boy. He sure is gotch eyed!

His facts were a little wonkerjawed.
by Christin C April 28, 2008
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Wonker

The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Wow! John has a real Wonker.
by SizesDefined December 2, 2016
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