Wonkler 

A person who has a stick up their bootayye. They crash all parties and kill fun.

You see that wonkler?

Yaaa THAT explains why the party is GARBAGE

Wonkler by Toasted thumbnails December 30, 2018

Henry Winkler

The brown eye of a transsexual taking a wink at you because his junk is on the other side. She looks like a she but she may be a Henry.

eyyy its cool you're a tranny - Henry or Henrietta - wink wink Henry Winkler...In the upside down that might not frown--I've seen stranger things.

Henry Winkler by calcactus October 18, 2018

Willy Wonkered 

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

Willy Wonkered by T Yo February 22, 2009

Mary Winkler 

Mary Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the 2006 shooting death of her husband, Matthew Winkler, the preacher at the Fourth Street Church of Christ in the small town of Selmer, Tennessee. She gained national attention due to public speculation about her motives and mental health, allegations of abuse by her husband, her brief flight from the state, and again for the brief length of her jail sentence. At the trial it became known that her husband made her wear stripper shoes and wigs during intercourse. After the trial she gained more national attention when the show “Snapped” aired a telling of her story and also when the Drive-By Truckers penned the song “The Wig He Made Her Wear,” including it on their 2010 album The Big To Do.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl.

Man, that Kelly is a straight Mary Winkler.

Mary Winkler by Melvin5000 July 6, 2010

Willy Wonkered 

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

Willy Wonkered by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

wonkerjawed 

lopsided, crooked, misaligned

You don't want that one...it's wonkerjawed.

Look at that wonkerjawed boy. He sure is gotch eyed!

His facts were a little wonkerjawed.

wonkerjawed by Christin C April 28, 2008

Wonker 

The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Wow! John has a real Wonker.

Wonker by SizesDefined December 2, 2016