Definitions by Melvin5000
Jason Heyward
Jason Heyward by Melvin5000 July 15, 2010
Mary Winkler
Mary Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the 2006 shooting death of her husband, Matthew Winkler, the preacher at the Fourth Street Church of Christ in the small town of Selmer, Tennessee. She gained national attention due to public speculation about her motives and mental health, allegations of abuse by her husband, her brief flight from the state, and again for the brief length of her jail sentence. At the trial it became known that her husband made her wear stripper shoes and wigs during intercourse. After the trial she gained more national attention when the show “Snapped” aired a telling of her story and also when the Drive-By Truckers penned the song “The Wig He Made Her Wear,” including it on their 2010 album The Big To Do.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl.
Mary Winkler by Melvin5000 July 6, 2010
financially challenged
financially challenged by Melvin5000 June 27, 2010
Unexplained Ball Pain
a peculiar and very uncomfortable feeling in a man’s testicle(s). The origin of the pain is unknown but it is rumored to come from a clogged sperm duct or possibly blue balls. The only cure currently known is masturbation.
Unexplained Ball Pain by Melvin5000 June 2, 2010
text-static
Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.
text-static by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010
coffee speed
A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.
coffee speed by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010