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A funny word for a willy (penis).
It's so cold that my wonkle has disappeared.
Wonkle by Sir Colin Bison March 19, 2013
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Wonky Toggle - A term used to define an input that results in a boolean value. Usually implemented using radio buttons, checkboxes, or a drop down menu, with values of true/false, yes/no, agree/disagree, on/off.
"Maybe we should just use a wonkle: Are you trippin (0) Yes ( ) No"
wonkle by Michael Bracken Chris January 6, 2008
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Wonkle Schponk

Another way of saying "weener"
DUDE, PUT AWAY YOUR WONKLE SCHPONK THAT'S GROSS!
Wonkle Schponk by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025

stinkle wonkle 

It is a real word used world wide to express pure rejection and confusion at the same time.
A: “Hey man, you suck.”
B: “stinkle wonkle”
stinkle wonkle by iamusingthisusername September 30, 2023

Henry Winkler

The brown eye of a transsexual taking a wink at you because his junk is on the other side. She looks like a she but she may be a Henry.
eyyy its cool you're a tranny - Henry or Henrietta - wink wink Henry Winkler...In the upside down that might not frown--I've seen stranger things.
Henry Winkler by calcactus October 18, 2018
A conspiracy theorist that claims to be "woke", follows pseudoscience, and will believe anything they see on YouTube, no matter how untrustworthy the source is.
Ever since they started building the 5G towers, every wokle has been posting nonstop.
Wokle by Rad tastic April 27, 2020
This is a reference - used by mothers- to refer to the common periwinkle (a type of shellfish, resembling a small snail, and commonly found on shores in the northern hemisphere) and how much the contents of the shell resemble a little boys penis.
‘Kevin, don’t forget to give your winkle a good shake after you’ve had a wee-wee!’
Winkle by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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