Winklerism

The act of worshiping, praising, or creating an awkward underground religion about anyone with the last name Winkler.

I support Winklerism because I absolutely love Henry Winkler! I worship the very foundation of his being! Look! I even own one of the original jukeboxes from the show Happy Days!!!

Winklerism by WhoIBeIsUnimportant November 6, 2011

Wankerism 

(i) A marketing slogan which, rather than being created with skill or wit, simply implies that the product will will change your life for the better, - even if its just a packet of sweets
(ii) A marketing slogan which is just *too* cheesy

The following wankerisms were found using a google search on "marketing slogans".

Clothes to make you happy! (Nomads)
Creating more moments of pleasure. (Cadbury Trebor Bassett)
For a wonderful life. (Harvey Nichols)
Happiness is playing Bingo. (Super Bingo)
Happy starts inside. (Minute Maid)
Heaven can't wait. (Nestle Heaven)
Heaven needn't cost the earth. (Sandals)
Heavenly chocolate with a heart. (Divine)
Magic shoes for happy feet. (Starchild)
Make your body happy. (Aquafina Alive)
Make your break, a Delight. (Mars Delight)
One pound. One pan. One happy family. (Betty Crocker)
Pleasure. Every single Pringles Mini. (Pringles, Mini Pringles)
Pleasure. Perfected. (Braun Tassimo)

Wankerism by xPaul G December 25, 2008

winklefisting 

A sexual activity that is virtually identical to what is commonly known as simple "fisting," with the only difference being that the hand and forearm that is inserted into the vagina or anus (or both) is significantly small than a normal hand. This is either because the individual who is performing the fisting on another is a little person, or merely an individual with abnormally small hands.

"I saw a really awesome porn where a gang of midgets was winklefisting this road whore."

winklefisting by debatesensei February 12, 2008

Wankerism 

to be so dedicated to a schedule of masturbation that you cancel all plans that interfer with it.

"I had to cancel my Sunday doctors appointment because it interfered on my batein' time.

Dude, You totally practice wankerism"

"Dzie practices wankerism bro."

Wankerism by PeachTree October 19, 2008

Wankerism 

The act of being, and acting like a wanker.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.

Oh that guy Kim, he says things all the time that appear to be funny, but afterwards you realise he's just being a wanker. He's a master of wankerism.

Wankerism by Iamdavidkingoftheworld April 29, 2011

wankerism 

political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!

''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''

wankerism by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015

Winkleism

To ack of acting like a dumbass man who’s name is Winkles

Did he just give me attitude? No, that’s just winkleism.

Winkleism by gabewinkles March 5, 2026