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Wokeust

A wokeust is a type of person that is like pestilence on humanity, but instead of devouring crops, they devour free thoughts and rational ideas.
Person 1. Why is she protesting when she has no idea what’s going on?

Person 2. Because she’s a wokeust and she feeds on irrational thoughts and disproven ideas.
by Rutherford McFistinBitches August 20, 2025
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