Wokeust

A wokeust is a type of person that is like pestilence on humanity, but instead of devouring crops, they devour free thoughts and rational ideas.

Person 1. Why is she protesting when she has no idea what’s going on?

Person 2. Because she’s a wokeust and she feeds on irrational thoughts and disproven ideas.

Wokeust by Rutherford McFistinBitches August 20, 2025

Wokester 

An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.

That wokester got offended by my comment expressing disgust towards violent criminals.

Wokester by lulu kitty September 10, 2019

wokester 

An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.

Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.

Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.

wokester by brobean June 5, 2017

Wokest 

The dumbest progressive around

That liberal says she is the wokest, LMFAO!!

Wokest by LiberalsSuck491 December 26, 2021

Wokester 

A person that lacks basic common sense and decision making skills. This person typically has a below average IQ and is best suited for working at a fast food chain or gas station.

The wokester would not eat his sandwich because he claimed the white bread was racist

Wokester by Aintgotnogasinit March 21, 2023

Wokester 

A self-righteous person who prefers form over substance. Often a moron and always a pussy.

Tyler Theythem is an incorrigible wokester.

Wokester by JeffersonWheelchair April 13, 2022

Wokestation 

Anything that Sony releases under the PlayStation brand as they only care about checking social agenda boxes on hot button SJW issues.

1. Man, have you seen all the new SJW content Sony has coming for the Wokestation? They have the last of us, the last of us 2, the last of us 2 remastered, the last of us 2 Ps5 edition, the last of us remake and I hear they're going to give us the last of us 3 sometime, too!

2. I love how woke the Wokestation is, it let's me play all my SJW box checking games all in one place! The last of us, Horizon zero dawn, returnal, female ratchet and clank and a host of other box checking games!

Now you're playing with woke power!

Wokestation by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021