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An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.
Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.

Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.
by brobean June 05, 2017
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A woke-ster is an inclusive label for feckless millennials and aged out social justice warriors who want everything for free and likely want to have sex with robots because a robot cannot be a victim of MeToo.
The typical woke-ster thinks that, “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” is a song about rape when it’s a tawdry song about suggesting the obvious. And those who don’t know what is “obvious,” and need a permission slip to get nookie definitely qualify as feckless millennials or aged out social justice warriors who think that “patriarchy” is the reason for their inner turmoil or lack of joy because of the constant need for medical attention after having “science” transform them into their *being* on a *grid.*
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by Rosebud1776 December 09, 2018
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