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Wokestation 

Anything that Sony releases under the PlayStation brand as they only care about checking social agenda boxes on hot button SJW issues.
1. Man, have you seen all the new SJW content Sony has coming for the Wokestation? They have the last of us, the last of us 2, the last of us 2 remastered, the last of us 2 Ps5 edition, the last of us remake and I hear they're going to give us the last of us 3 sometime, too!

2. I love how woke the Wokestation is, it let's me play all my SJW box checking games all in one place! The last of us, Horizon zero dawn, returnal, female ratchet and clank and a host of other box checking games!

Now you're playing with woke power!
Wokestation by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021
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wordstation 

Noun. A computer that has the single purpose of running Microsoft Office. Usually used in a business setting and often overpowered and underused.
If I have to fix one more wordstation that can't print I'm going to jab a pen in someones eye.
wordstation by Johnson ODahnger June 27, 2007

NT 4 Workstation

Workstation

That girl's workstation is pretty dirty, might wanna stay away from that for a while
Workstation by Daysend February 11, 2010

Workstation Vacation 

This is what occurs when your overbearing, micro-managing boss is not in the office for the day and you finally have a chance to relax and enjoy your day and co-workers. Usually, little or no actual work is accomplished during this time, so you are on a kind of vacation even though you are at work.
Jim, why is everyone smiling and laughing over here today? What happened?

Nothing. We're all just on a workstation vacation because Janet is out for the day at a conference.
Workstation Vacation by c2herr April 7, 2011

wokeucation 

Formal or informal indoctrination efforts to convince the subject(s) that all members of certain demographic groups are oppressed and other groups are oppressors, irrespective of said members' individual behavior, level(s) of achievement or prosperity. Formal wokeucation programs are often imposed upon people in the form of "diversity training", "social sensitivity", "equity and inclusion" seminars, etc. Wokeucation is a very profitable component of the grievance industry.
I thought this New Employee Orientation was just going to consist of HR information, like sick leave policies and the retirement program; instead, most of the time was spent with a "diversity consultant" telling us what was wrong with America, and that we were racists whether we knew it or not"--It was a total wokeucation session.
wokeucation by Travelingmankc December 29, 2021

Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 

A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask
1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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