wokesturbation

When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but then they never advocate any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about.

Tahini Panini Coates was arrested today on charges of lewd and disorderly public wokesturbation

by Goofball2020 June 10, 2022

worksturbation

getting off on useless work in order to look or sound important

I'm watching my co-workers act important over a bunch of meaningless tasks during their daily worksturbation session.

by peacocking101 July 27, 2009

Worksturbation

1. When people masturbate while fantasizing about their workplace/office hence receiving an orgasm.

2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.

1. Worksturbation will ruin your personal life. Hence doctors advise masturbation.

2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"

by Nalyr Almeida October 21, 2010