Wokest
Wokest by LiberalsSuck491 December 26, 2021
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woketard
After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.
"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.
"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.
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Woketard
Someone that has been so brainwashed by political correctness and the woke culture that all common sense and rational thought no longer exists in their lives.
That girl is such a woketard that she actually believes her born male transgender brother is a woman and can have a period.... Science!!
Woketard by Boone 2020 July 3, 2020
woketivism
Woke generation Z who claim to be activists but regurgitate talking points addressing large, complex issues that they cannot unpack for the sake of seeming “woke”.
“If we just lived in a communist society, that’d be lit man.”
*tweets about horrors of capitalism on iphone*
“Ugh, I’m so ashamed to be white.”
*takes hot selfie at Black Lives Matter protest*
“Madison is on a woketivism rant, bitching about large corporations while sipping from Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte”
*tweets about horrors of capitalism on iphone*
“Ugh, I’m so ashamed to be white.”
*takes hot selfie at Black Lives Matter protest*
“Madison is on a woketivism rant, bitching about large corporations while sipping from Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte”
woketivism by anonymous September 11, 2020
Wokester
An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.
Wokester by lulu kitty September 10, 2019
wokeshit
Portmanteau comprising the words “woke” and “shit.” Used in contemporary political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American corporations and government agencies that make decisions, changes, and content choices for poorly reasoned "woke" justifications.
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