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wokester 

An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.
Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.

Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.
wokester by brobean June 5, 2017

Wokester 

A person that lacks basic common sense and decision making skills. This person typically has a below average IQ and is best suited for working at a fast food chain or gas station.
The wokester would not eat his sandwich because he claimed the white bread was racist
Wokester by Aintgotnogasinit March 21, 2023

Wokester 

A self-righteous person who prefers form over substance. Often a moron and always a pussy.
Tyler Theythem is an incorrigible wokester.
Wokester by JeffersonWheelchair April 13, 2022

Official Wokesperson 

The face of an institution, corporation, etc , whose job it is to stand before the press and convey an image of irreproachable political correctness.
"Here at Enlightenment Worldwide, LLC, there is not one single straight, white, male on our staff", said the Official Wokesperson, who indeed seemed oddly indeterminate as to gender and ethnicity. "Further, I apologize for my English, as it is not my first language but my seventh."

wokesperson 

A person who considers himself/herself woke and readily spouts wokeish statements, especially on social media, on behalf of the entire "woke community".
He got triggered when he saw the class had only white students, and ranted about it on Facebook. A fine specimen of a wokesperson.
wokesperson by yhuman January 6, 2020
Someone who sips lean on the daily
“Pouring purple in my cup I’m such a wokster!” - Juice Wrld 💔
wokster by cashanova November 3, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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