wokestapo 

The wokestapo are a left wing version of the Gestapo, who spend most of their time looking for anyone or anything that doesn't match their pc/progressive/woke view of how everyone should behave. What they do next depends on how offended they are, or how offended they are on other people's behalf. Their actions can include snitching on people, complaining, social media campaigns to get them banned or sacked, protests, or left wing lynch mobs.

I better not say what I really think about that or the wokestapo will come after me.

wokestapo by I Hate Political Correctness May 30, 2021

Wokestation 

Anything that Sony releases under the PlayStation brand as they only care about checking social agenda boxes on hot button SJW issues.

1. Man, have you seen all the new SJW content Sony has coming for the Wokestation? They have the last of us, the last of us 2, the last of us 2 remastered, the last of us 2 Ps5 edition, the last of us remake and I hear they're going to give us the last of us 3 sometime, too!

2. I love how woke the Wokestation is, it let's me play all my SJW box checking games all in one place! The last of us, Horizon zero dawn, returnal, female ratchet and clank and a host of other box checking games!

Now you're playing with woke power!

Wokestation by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021

wokeswagon 

wokeswagon (n) a car with an excessive quantity of political, environmental and social engagement bumper stickers; well beyond self-expression or raising awareness into overtly distracting or obvious virtue signalling

I'm glad that dude with green hair is down w/ the Sierra Club. But I've counted 37 bumper stickers since we stopped at this light. That is a flagrant wokeswagon

wokeswagon by Content-ment411 August 23, 2019

wifestapo 

A cruel, authoritarian, ideologically-intractable female spouse.

"Hey bro, what happened to that new Harley/new iPad/trip to Las Vegas?""

No mate, the wifestapo said no.

wifestapo by grammerluvver2000 April 7, 2011

Wokestar 

An individual whom gains self realization and self purpose in life after tragic life occurances; becoming your higher self through life listens.

He became a Wokestar after realizing his purpose in life is to help others.

Wokestar by Wokestar August 23, 2021

woketato 

Someone that is so woke, they believe feelings are more important than factual information.

An headline reader with the intelligence of a potato.

Holy smokes, they really didn't get it, they're 100% a woketato.

woketato by Crymorephatty February 5, 2025