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A person who always sounds drunk when they speak (even when not drunk). A combination of word and squiffy.
"Alan has a woffy voice, sometimes I can't even understand him!"
Woffy by ghostkid March 27, 2017
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King Woofy

Leadership or dominance. The state or condition of being superior to all.
King Woofy - (Ascendancy) Guidance or leading the pack.
King Woofy by King Woofy November 24, 2019
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Woffy Wolfy woofy waffy wiffy Woff Wiffy Banter Woffer woffle Wofty

Wolfy Playz 

Wolfy Playz is known as the big alpha male of YouTube, the sexiest god known to man kind, typically known to have a huge penis, and the master of seducing women.
Wolfy Playz is the sexist man known alive.

Hofty Wofty 

An Ice Cream Cocktail
The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

Woofy Cooker 

"A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".

This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).

It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.
1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".

2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".
Woofy Cooker by Forbaroo October 11, 2006

Wolfy Playz 

Cameron Starr, also known as online "Wolfy Playz" is probably one of the best PvZ Youtubers out there. He does other games besides PvZ like Rage/Horror games, Crash, Final Fantasy, etc.
Wolfy started youtube since 2008 on his first channel "Arctic Gecko", then he went to his most popular channel around the 2010's "TheWolfen101", and now is on his main channel that he started in 2013, "Wolfy Playz."

Wolfy didnt originate from PvZ, he started doing CoD montages, then he expanded from a Xbox game called "Happy Wars", then one of Cam's friends suggested him a game called "Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare" and he played it, then he expanded it on PvZ GW2 in 2016. He played mutiple games during 2017 through now, like Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled, Among Us, Until Dawn, Henry Stickmin, Final Fantasy X, PvZ BfN, Minecraft Dungeons, Fall Guys, Little Hope, and alot more
Wolfy Playz is the best PvZ YouTuber, and you better subscribe, you fucking twat
Come here, turd!
Woffa?
woffa by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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