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Completely unrelated to the word woof. It's like, when you're really messed up on drugs, and you start rambling and saying a bunch of stupid crap, you invent new words. Woff is one of those words. It has nothing to do with anything.
(While under the influence of drugs) I feel woff. Woff. Don't forget the woff, I have feeling 'bout woff.
Woff by Jakobo April 23, 2004
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Bizzare noise made by Att. (See Att)
Look!! It's an Att! Maybe it will say "Woff" and digest us!!!
Woff by Dexter November 19, 2004
To eat food quickly using your hands.

Often used at lunch time, with finger food, or with fast food after a night at the boozer.
Colloquial term from the West Midlands, England, UK.
Terry:" Pass me the garlic bread, Ima woff that down."
Jimbo:"Did you see Jake eating those chicken wings, he woffed them down"
Sophie:"You are woffing those down"
Woff by joskie August 1, 2019
A wannabe goth, A woff, Someone who acts depressed, shows no emotion and listen's to screamo, claming its goth, also does not own any goth clothes but says their clothes are goth when their not.
"Hey look at this band their so goth! *shows screamo band or punk band* Also ive got some bright red jeans coming in the mail soon, ill be so goth" A woff
Woff by Ihatewemos January 8, 2012
Short for waffle it is when somebody is talking with no point or avoiding a point.
Oi they’re talking woff
WOFF by Toastybear February 3, 2022
British slang for chating rubbish and making stuff up.
dave was chatin' bare woff yesterday
Woff by woffchatter February 3, 2022