woffer

An individual who has funded their education through prostitution.

Uni fees are so high, I'm going have to become a woffer!

by tophatcat May 13, 2013

Woffer

A person who will sleep with anyone on campus (sometimes for money).

Dude, don't sleep with her, you don't know where she's been. She's a woffer.

by andy364 May 13, 2013

woffer

A small fish, not worth keeping.

"All we were catching were woffers so we went out to the bars early."

by Embarrassing Dad November 17, 2021

Woofer

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously

I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021

woofermeat

Woofermeat is meat that can be used to feed your woofer. i.e. Songs that have heavy bass lines that can be used to make both you and your sub-woofer feel happy and satisfied.

Woofermeat is woofermeat, if they make more of it, i'll feed my woofer.

by RasTaFaRi-EvrLivin-EvrFaithfu July 27, 2011

Waffer's Wipe

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.

Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015