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Used to describe things of a unsavoury, undesirable or weird natural.
Generally frowned upon by the public.
Generally frowned upon by the public.
"Did you see what Shelly did last night... She's a wofty slut"
"Are you drinking tonight because I'm keen to get WOFTY."
"Those white denim jeans are wofty."
"Are you drinking tonight because I'm keen to get WOFTY."
"Those white denim jeans are wofty."
Wofty by WiggyWagTail March 20, 2016
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Wofty
A term reffering to an unidentified object definition, or action to enhance a bit of immature humor. Most of these examples may likely end up sexual, or at least infer that.
A: That is quite the wofty you have hanging there.
B: Oh, quit woftying about my mother!
C: Look at those wofty hills, all perky at the snow-capped top!
B: Oh, quit woftying about my mother!
C: Look at those wofty hills, all perky at the snow-capped top!
Wofty by Wofty(Minecraft) July 27, 2010
wofty minge
wofty minge by NoSloots July 30, 2017
Hofty Wofty
The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.
The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...
These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...
These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
Hofty Wofty by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009
Wofta
1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.
2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.
2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.
1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.
"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."
2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"
"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"
"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."
2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"
"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"
Wofta by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012
wootysnoot
verb; as in to wootysnoot; a variation on the sexual act 69, where the bottom partner is performing cunilingus, and occasionally snorts through the nose, pushing a gust of warm air into the rectum.
wootysnoot by Mark Vires February 27, 2007