Wishopping 

Shopping for a wished-for product or service, either on-line or IRL.

I saw my cube mate wishopping for a new house yesterday.
I tried wishopping for some dicpics on YouTube, but I'll have to try somewhere else. . .

Wishopping by TheOnceAndFutureKinglet March 20, 2019

wikihopping 

Following hyperlinks from topic to topic on Wikipedia as you continually come across concepts you want to explore in more detail. It usually results in simulatenously exploring multiple deep threads of related topics, but ending up in various places far from where you began.

I starting reading about Money Creation on wikipedia, and after wikihopping for an hour ended up reading about famous modern cases of Japanese ritual suicide. True Story.

wikihopping by dodgo December 29, 2008

Wishping 

Wishping (verb); Wishping is a collaboration of the two words wishing and hoping.

Jill: "Today was such a horrible day."
Jack: "Well, I'll be wishping that tomorrow is better for you."

Wishping by Wishping October 6, 2010

Ball Whopping 

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.

My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.

Ball Whopping by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Wikihopping 

The act of traversal over many Wikipedia pages, typically to pages that are contained in the initial page you went to read.

Today i was wikihopping so much that i started reading a page on Samuel Clemens and ended up on a reading a page on the war atrocities by Japan during the Second Sino-Japanese war. (Via Mark Twain->Vivisection->Human Experimentation-> Second Sino-Japanese War)

Wikihopping by Stoyadoll42 June 28, 2010

whopping tallywacker 

a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid

T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants

whopping tallywacker by phishpac3 March 4, 2010

Brolly-whopping

Brolly-whopping : the act of inserting an umbrella into the anus, follwed by repeated opening and closing of the parasol.

The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.

Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.

1. "I've just been brolly-whopped."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."

Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."

Brolly-whopping by ekul May 26, 2004