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Collaboration 

The idea that everyone can work together and produce something better than they could on their own with less work.
Often results in more work for 1-2 members of the group who receive little help
Group Member #1: So lets get started on this project
Group Member #2: Yeah this is going to be easy
Group Member #3: You two can do it on your own and put my name on it okay?
Group member #1: I hate Collaboration
Collaboration by Winning_Gnome December 31, 2011
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Collaboration 

An unnatural act practiced by nonconsenting adults.
Worker A: We have no common interests, we don't like each other, and it irritates us to work together. But we were told by management to engage in collaboration.

Worker B: What a waste of time.
Collaboration by middle_manager September 26, 2009

collaboration 

Me: "Hey how was your date last night, I saw that you didn't come home"
Friend: "Oh yeah, we really were vibing. I actually stayed and there was a lot of collaboration!"
Me: "OMG, how was it, is wiener normal?"
collaboration by jjmich January 10, 2021

Collaboration 

1)The intellectual act where a bunch of collaboration niggas use their autistic powers to say kachow to find the most reliable source.
2) An act from God only given to some "special" niggas
Nigga A: Kachow! Use collaboration!
Nigga B: I got you nigga, the answer is A

Autistic nigga*exists*
God: lets give this nigga the collaboration power

Autistic nigga in 10 years *starts WW3*

Collaboration 

A situation in which one or more people do the tasks for another person which that person doesn't want to do themself.
Person 1: Yo, wanna form a collaboration on a project with me?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: Ok, I need you to fill out this spreadsheet and find all this data for me
Collaboration by NewSage March 25, 2021

legitimate collaboration 

Any constructive educational and intellectual practice that aims to facilitate optimal learning outcomes through interaction between students
Some school in the suburbs might have a legitimate collaboration

gang collaboration

(N) a way for gangs to work together on the streets in harmony
The Bloods and Crips at the 'Truc Picnic' in '92 were using the ways of gang collaboration by agreeing to live by the Code of Thug Life.
gang collaboration by Stephen Le Mense September 17, 2006
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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