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Wishping

Wishping (verb); Wishping is a collaboration of the two words wishing and hoping.
Jill: "Today was such a horrible day."
Jack: "Well, I'll be wishping that tomorrow is better for you."
by Wishping October 6, 2010
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Vietnamese wishing well

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole
He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well
by Nsw16 December 27, 2018
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Nigger Wishing

Expressing hopes or desires for something which is unrealistic to obtain or achieve.
Person1: I really think that hot girl wants to go out with me
Person2: Yeah right, quit your nigger wishing, it will never happen.
by Boomer58 August 4, 2009
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Wishing Tree

A tree where anyhting (including magic) can happen, at any time for any reason.
"Have you been up in my Wishing Tree...? Its where i come to think and dream, And now i'd like to show you my, wishing tree *SHAMONE* Where we can laugh and giggle and scream *EEE HEE!*...
(Taken from South Park, "The Jeffersons")
by Krandell October 23, 2006
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Tennessee Wishing Well

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.
I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?
by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016
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Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse
I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.
by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020
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Wishing Star

A star that everyone is familiar with and gives false hope to people on their knees, but never grants any wishes because it is owned by Disney.
Disney owned the Wishing Star ever since the release of Pinocchio, and many other Happiness-related items.

The Wishing Star does exist outside of Fairy Tales! You'll find a shimmer of it inside of Disney theme parks for at least $73 per person as of September 29 2010.
by TripleRainbow September 30, 2010
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