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whopping tallywacker by phishpac3 March 4, 2010
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Whopping Johnny
A crazy, veiny, thick, long, throbbing, out of control erection. The Godzilla of all boners. Saying "Code Whopping Johnny" can also be a discreet way of teleing someone you have a boner, so others don't hear.
Guy1: Hey dude, come with me to go sharpen my pencil
Guy2: No way i'm standing up right now, I have the biggest Whopping Johnny.
Guy2: No way i'm standing up right now, I have the biggest Whopping Johnny.
Whopping Johnny by Originalshizzz April 26, 2011
whopping doopsies
whopping doopsies by Master Bates March 28, 2005
Whopping Wood
a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
Whopping Wood by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
Ball Whopping
That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.
Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.
Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.
My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.
I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.
I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.
Ball Whopping by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Brolly-whopping
Brolly-whopping : the act of inserting an umbrella into the anus, follwed by repeated opening and closing of the parasol.
The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.
Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.
The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.
Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.
1. "I've just been brolly-whopped."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."
Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."
Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."
Brolly-whopping by ekul May 26, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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