Winter war 

1 ) The biggest ass-rape in military history. During WWII in Winter 1939 to 1940, The USSR declares war on Finland - a small country, very few men (25k), and hardly any vehicles. However, they manage to rape the USSR's 1.5 million men superpower of an armed force.
The war ended with a peace treaty between the two countries.

2) A slang when a small opponent beats a tougher force by a landslide.

1 ) Don't fuck with Finland, they'll rape your army just like the Winter War.

2 ) Jimmy the small midget did a winter war on the big bully and got his money back.

Winter war by Military History March 8, 2010

Winter Warmer 

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, to be inevitably dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy.

If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her ex-boyfriend can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter warmer
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I mean, we'll always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

Winter Warmer by Raxteri January 11, 2012

Winter Warmer 

An individual (typically female) who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's needs.

Distinctive pattern of a winter warmer:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports News channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

Winter Warmer by One Unintended January 7, 2012

Winter Warrior 

A man or woman who wears flip flops and/or a t-shirt and shorts all winter long, despite temperature and amount of snow on the ground.

Tom: Daaamn, Tony is still wearin' sandals after that snowstorm? He is a real winter warrior!

Winter Warrior by The Noob Avenger January 1, 2008

Winter Warlock 

Noun

one who was once cold-hearted, but becomes a nice person after the introduction of something new in his or her life.

(from the popular children's christmas claymation movie, Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

Fool #1: "Wow Patty is a Winter Warlock!!"
Fool #2: "Yeah, well Andy gave her the choo choo train and now her icy cold heart is melting."
Patty: "I love you fools."

Winter Warlock by qua? February 4, 2009

Winter Warmer 

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights

Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.

Winter Warmer by Phatrus June 11, 2018

Winter warrior 

A black girl that exclusively dates white guys.

Girl, be so real. You’re such a winter warrior.

Winter warrior by anonymous May 15, 2024