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The male friend(s) of the boyfriend of a female’s female friend.
Joe- I was trying to move in on Susan last night at the party but her friend Molly and her Boyfriend Chad showed up with all his buddies so Susie wound up getting Eiffel Towered in the bathroom while I slow stroked and cried at the door.

Barney- Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Not only does Chad keep all the prime snatch to himself, he’ll only let his wingcocks get his scraps. Fuck that guy.
Wingcock by FaceFuckherFace March 24, 2023
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wingcuck 

A person with radical political views, often members of the alt-right or those with socialist or Sanders-esque leanings, although occasionally more ideological members of major parties. Wingcucks, refuse to be pragmatic and will stick to their guns and attack even the most moderate of people who disagree politically.

Wingcucks are isolationist, being cucked by God-level organizations like the UN, NATO, EU, and by trade agreements: NAFTA, TPP. Wingcucks oppose policies that spur development and are focused on people’s private lives and morals, and on the other hand, overly focused with obscure social justice issues. Wingcucks on the right often use extremist religious and nationalist politics as a reaction to being cucked frequently. On the left, wingcucks cite marxist theory, appeals to emotion that target neoliberalism, and arguments that development is more harmful to poor countries than leaving them to be without help spurring innovation or solving conflicts.

Wingcucks are friends with other wingcucks and circlejerk about obsessive love of their heritage (on the right), or about how woke they are (on the left).
That Bernie Sanders is a real wingcuck. He’s always ranting about giving people free shit and blocking global cooperation

That Donald Trump is a real wingcuck. He plugs his ears with shit and pretends the news are lies and immigrants are the country’s biggest enemies.

Obviously Melania has been cucking Donald, because he used to be politically apathetic, and now he’s a far right wingcuck
wingcuck by Centrist Chad January 14, 2018
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Windcock 

Someone without a personal opinion, that agrees with everything and everyone.
Britt is such a windcock? Yeah, she always agrees with everyone.
Windcock by Heinz von Slutt January 18, 2007

WangCock 

1. The disorder or having multiple penuses where there should only be one.
2. A word that you can call someone that pisses u off. (It just rolls right off the tounge)
Lick my balls, WangCock!
WangCock by HippySlayer October 21, 2004

wingcucked 

When you accidentally cuck your buddy instead of being a wingman
"Aidan wingcucked Federico when he drunkenly started complimenting him and started their own conversation." - Chat
wingcucked by Ron Jichman July 25, 2018

wingcocking 

When you shove cheese in your ass, and you and your tv remote sacrifice yourself to Demi-god before their water breaks.
Last time I saw Adyson she was WINGCOCKING in the spurs half time show.
wingcocking by DylPickle July 12, 2014

Wincocked 

To be fooled, tricked or duped, through any method, into clicking a link that brings you to Steve Winwoods music video "Higher Love".
Mike Wincocked me again for the 10th time this week! If I get another link to "Higher Love" I think I'm going to kill myself!
Wincocked by J.A. Allday September 1, 2013