Joe- I was trying to move in on Susan last night at the party but her friend Molly and her Boyfriend Chad showed up with all his buddies so Susie wound up getting Eiffel Towered in the bathroom while I slow stroked and cried at the door.
Barney- Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Not only does Chad keep all the prime snatch to himself, he’ll only let his wingcocks get his scraps. Fuck that guy.
Barney- Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Not only does Chad keep all the prime snatch to himself, he’ll only let his wingcocks get his scraps. Fuck that guy.
by FaceFuckherFace March 25, 2023
When you shove cheese in your ass, and you and your tv remote sacrifice yourself to Demi-god before their water breaks.
by DylPickle July 13, 2014