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A WankCock is a person who has very little understanding of the science to which he or she is claiming to base their decisions. They are typically bossy, saying things like "this is not a request, it is an instruction". WankCock's are very often incompetent and can be seen in positions of responsibility to which they are wholly unsuited. Without the mental capacity to challenge simple concepts they defer to bluster to hide their inadequacies.

Can be used in a sentence or simply as an insult by itself (similar to "tosser" or "twat").

Named after the original WankCock, Matt Hancock; an MP in the UK Parliament, 2020.
"Come on mate, you're clearly wrong; don't be such a wankcock"

"WankCock" (whilst rolling eyes)
WankCock by UmbraHorse September 26, 2020

wangjockey 

The act of bouncing a ping pong ball off one cup and into another during beirut.
O man, Brian got a wangjockey!
wangjockey by GMBlank February 26, 2008

wangsocket 

"Hey man, She has a Tight Wangsocket".
wangsocket by LB* December 9, 2008

wantcock 

look at wonchop suck his own penis
wantcock by ninja4 February 16, 2005

wangjock 

If i weren't so lazy, I would wangjock you for that comment.
wangjock by Xenoflame April 18, 2003

wagcockkaporas 

1.a loud, obnoxious, snorting teacher who hacks lougies at students feet 2.slender orangatang figure 3.obsession of the color purple and lepord print blouses 4.possibly believed to ware dog shitt for purfume 5. drinks gallons of coke by the hour
"hey buddy! get the hell out of here or ill go wagcockkaporas on ur ass."

"i might have to poop in your anus if you show me your wagcockkaporas again"