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tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

Wyoming windsock

The act of blowing a queef on a ball sack.
Last night, Airwrecka queefed on my balls. It's called a Wyoming windsock.

Tattered Windsock 

The act of one male battering the anus of another's so that it resembles a tattered windsock.
George Michael left prison with his ass looking like a tattered windsock
Tattered Windsock by StevieK... November 6, 2010

tatty windsock 

A tatty windsock is a loose, hanging well worn vagina. Often caused through child birth or copious amounts of sexual intercourse.
Michelle Willis has a very tatty windsock after giving birth to her 10th child.

Ben said I'm not going near that tatty windsock.

That slag's windsock is getting more tatty daily.
tatty windsock by BlackTimmy March 10, 2014

Windsock 

The foreskin of your penis covering the head of your penis making it resemble a "windsock"
Tom:Yeah man when I got out the pool i had a windsock!
Bob: Yeah me too!!
Windsock by BigRayTheRapper November 30, 2009

windsock vagina 

A vagina so loose that the term, throwing a hot dog down a hallway, doesn't do it justice. In fact, the vagina is so loose that normal cycle sports, wind surfing, or any activity which involves motion.... creates a. windsock effect on the vagina.
Lucy's mom went motorcyling and we saw her windsock vagina flapping in the wind.